to-causing-gay-commotion:

in the catholic ghetto, born and raised

at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays

relaxin chillaxin communion all cool

oppressing some minorities outside the school

when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood

I burned one little cross and the blacks got scared

And said “You’ll never be in the White House as long as we breathe air”

This is perfection.

(Source: mechastreisand, via only-the-good-dieyoung)

I want a fan shirt!
  • Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
  • TV: lol but good shows are on.
  • iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
  • Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
  • Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
  • Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
  • Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
  • Body: Lol time for itches.
  • Person I like: Hey
Also Katherine’s
catsaretheenemy:

The truth about our pets. Demand loyalty! Demand affection! Do not be subjugated by an agressive species! 
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